It’s like I’m looking at the world through a new set of eyes.

I just had a major epiphany. We’re talkin’ life altering paradigm shift here.

My Spanish is muy mal, but I’m guessing that burrito, my favorite of all the foods, roughly translates to little donkey. How cool is that? And why wasn’t I able to piece this mystery together years ago?

In a related story, there’s this Korean dish I love called SamGyeopSal, which is basically barbecued pork meat. That translates to something like three layers of flesh. Even more intense were the restaurants that served OhGyeopSal – FIVE layers of flesh.

Also, the Gorditas at Taco Bell: little fat girls.